My dad ran into an old friend of his today, and they were catching up...

  • Friend:

    "So how's your daughter doing?"

  • Dad:

    "Great! She's in college now, and she's doing really well. We're really proud of her."

  • Friend:

    "What's she studying?"

  • Dad:

    "Political Science."

  • Friend:

    "And does she have a boyfriend?"

  • Dad:

    "Actually, she came out as gay several years ago."

  • Friend:

    "You know that's... UNNATURAL... right??"

  • Dad:

    "No, I don't think so, actually. My daughter's sexual orientation is a biological reality. It makes biological sense to me. You know what doesn't make biological sense? Her damned cat walks on a leash. A LEASH. Just trots along on a leash like a damned dog. It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life. THAT is what's unnatural."

  • Best dad ever

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

Anna Kendrick - Elle - July 2014

(Source: sylviagetyourheadouttheoven)

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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lindsaylohoean:

all the people around me are falling in love and im just here falling asleep

teenjalex:

I really hate being an introvert because I sometimes think “oh hey, I can totally hang out with a bunch of people right now! I can handle it! I hate being alone!!” and then three hours into hanging out I realize how draining of energy it is for me to be around other people and I just want to curl up into a ball and isolate myself for the rest of my life.

“but this could have been about lesbians”

— me, right now, and about most things which aren’t about lesbians (via wolfbadtreepretty)